Moltemyr barneskole doesn't believe in science

March 23, 2009
Today in the world of the internet, combustion engine, fision and fusion based nuclear power plants, space shuttles, satellites, television, radio, chemistry, physics, applied mathematics, brain scannings, psychology and so on - about half of the civilized world denies basic scientific theories!

The latest addition to this Circus was a Norwegian children school which had several articles where they showed "proof" of that Darwinism was bullshit, Big Bang never happened and basically the fundamentals the "creationists" are basing their believe system on.

I believe that a man's faith is his own and that he is free to believe in what he wants himself. But an elementary school like Moltemyr Barneskole have a divine obligation to teach the latest and most plausible theories science have created to explain the world around us. A 6 year old child doesn't have the mental capacity to separate believes given to him from an authority like a teacher from factual science.

To be fair against Moltemyr one of their main claims is that the Theory of Evolution is often teached as a "fact" and not as a "theory". And that's a place where science probably could be better. Science should be better in telling when a thing is a "theory" and when it's a "fact". However if you take this "factual problem" really far you will sooner or later come to the Schrödinger's cat Paradox which effectively will put you in a place where nothing is possible to proof. Even the very existance of humans as yourself is impossible to proof. Maybe you're dreaming, right...? Maybe the Universe itself changes shape whenever we observe it and it's real shape is the shape of an egg where our ancestors are looking down upon us from the stars which really is nothing else then "holes" in this egg? The last sentence BTW sums up the "theory of Heavens" from the Sami people's mythology. However most Samis today recognize that "theory" as nothing but mythology and superstition today. So what the fuck went wrong with Christianity then...?

My theory is that Christianity is so full of bullshit and paradoxes that if they start acknowledging some parts of the most fundamental science their entire believe system collapses...

I mean; "walk on water", "dead for three days", "separated the dead sea", "Lazarus", "incarnation of God on Earth" and so on...? Seriously...?

Most western kids believes in Santa Claus till about the age of 3-7 or something. And Santa Claus is this fat fucking dude with a magic beard flying with his rednosed Rudolf the Reindeer across the sky every 24th of December to give kids gifts. Most children stop believing in Santa Claus at about the age of 3-7 or something, however most Christians keeps on believing in Jesus and the Bible as an exact explanation of the truth their whole adult life...?

I believe in a Supreme Being, or God if you wish. However my believe in God carries absolutely no paradox what so fucking ever in regards to science! Ohh yeah, and my God allows me to [*fucking*] swear too - I mean it's nothing but seven letters composed together to form what in my believe system is an adjective to pun my sentences and punchlines ... ;)

I have a theory of where it all went wrong. In roughly 325AD the Roman Emperor Constantine figured out that there was a lot of Christians in his Empire and that unless he managed to embrace them somehow the Roman Empire which was based on the older beliefe system of Apollon, Zevs and so on would be overrun by Christians and the Roman Empire itself would collapse by internal wars. So Constantine the Great invited all the Christian Bishops at that time to a gathering where they would "define Christianity". However at that time about half the world's Christians believed that Jesus was the very incarnation of God, while the rest saw him only as a Prophet of God's word.

Constantine was in a clinch here, he needed to *UNITE* Christians if he was going to be able to rule them through his ideas of the Vatican and the Pope as its central authority.

Constantine was a pragmatic so he just did a vote and the "Jesus was a Prophet Christians" was slightly outnumbered so therefor they where being chased out of town as heretics, and Jesus was declared to be God himself...

*BIG MISTAKE*...!

First of all this is a pretty extremely huge blasfemic claim! Second of all, all of these other "Christians" (or "non-Christians" as of that day) ran East and later came to found some of the ideas that Islam was built upon. Today there are about 1.3 billion Christians and 1.3 billion Muslims. I'd rather see 2.6 billion people being able to unite towards the same name for God...

The second mistake he did was to found basically every single idea of Jesus on the ancient Paganistic religions of that time. Constantine needed his "non-Christian" Romans (the Paganistic ones) to also embrace the newly formed religion of Christianity to be able to unite his Empire. So he picked the Gospels that was closest to the Paganistic beliefe system. Hence the "dead for three days", "rise to the Heavens", "32 years", "crusified" at the age of 32 and so on...

And in fact the Bible itself is as far away as you can possibly come the "word of God". It's nothing but a bunch of "pickings" by the Bishops and Constantine to "unite" Christianity with the intent of uniting the known world around the Roman Empire. There existed at least a *DOZEN* more Gospels in 325AD then what's in the current version of the Bible...

Let me get this one straight for you in case you wonder...

About 3500 years ago in the Egyptian Kingdom the average Egyptian believed in Horus as an "incarnation of the Sun". Horus was born of a virgin, he was visited by "Three Kings" at birth, he started teaching when he was 10-12 years old, he started his "real career" when he was about 30, he raised dead people, he cured the blind, he was crusified at the age of 32, he died, he was dead for three days and he was resurrected and brought up to Heaven to sit beneath his Father the Allmighty God and Creator of the Universe. Coincidence...? I think not...!

To make things even funnier, about every single Paganistic religion in the world at that time had similar "Jesus stories" like this. Why...?

It's all because of the movement of the sun on the sky in relation to the 4 seasons and the rest of the stars. Constantine needed a "Pragmatic Jesus" which would "function" in regards to also make the *REST* of his Kingdom embrace this new religion. Why do you think we still fucking celebrate Winter Solstice in the western hemisphere as the "birthday of Jesus". Because the Biblical Jesus is nothing but a blasphemic believe in Horus, Zevs, Odin and "put-in-your-own-Sun-Based-Paganistic-religious-figure-here"...

Watch the first 40 minutes of Zeitgeist if you don't believe me, it's a pretty astonoshing piece of information revealed in that movie, especially for Christians...



Fact is that Christianity is nothing but a 1670 year old control mechanism to please the disgruntled masses and making them unite towards a higher goal in trying to create peace and understanding in the Roman Empire so that we could live together instead of spending all our energies fighting. Though with the Crusades in the 11th Century, constant wars in Europe in the Dark Ages and the Burning of the Witches because of the "Witchhammer" and more recently America's "crusade" in Iraq I'd say it was a BIG FUCKING BUMMER! There has NEVER been more wars on Earth then during the "Christian Era". And my theory is because of that Christianity itself is based on a *FUCKING LIE*...!

Islam for me is a much better religion, in Islam you don't have to "sell your soul to the sun" to get to Heaven, you don't have to believe in that much "mumbo jumbo and Vodoo Bullshit". And in Islam Jesus was just another Prophet in a chain of Prophets with the latest one being Muhammed. Islam is a religion which at least in regards to my point of view has WAY less places where I seriously disagree then that blasphemic Christianity...

Still I have serious problems with "creationists". Sure the Big Bang might be just a "theory" and Darwinism might never be 100% proved. And for all I know both Darwin and the very Theory of Evolution might be proven wrong 100 years from now by *another* scientific theory which replaces Darwinism and Evolution. But currently Darwin is the most *plausible* Theory we have to work with, and almost everything "just works" when coupled with Evolution. Just the same way that most of the rest of the Cosmos "just works" when coupled with the Theory of the Big Bang.

But *IF* some dude comes along 100 years from now and proves that Darwin was wrong and the Big Bang theory was wrong this have *ABSOLUTELY NO* impact on my believe system. God will still be God and the Universe will still be the Universe. And maybe if we're lucky and stop fucking around being afraid and therefor seeking into superstition to guide us into the gloomy nights we're currently facing ahead of us with polution and greenhouse gasses promising to wipe out all life on Earth we'll be around here as a race to come to that day. However today the absolutely by far most plausible theory is that humans are nothing but an advanced version of Apes, the Universe is 14 billion years old and the Bible is pure fucking bullshit...!

And any elementary school that tries to teach their children that the Big Bang and the Theory of Evolution is bullshit are committing blasphemy and a sin upon humanity and God himself since today it's the best we have and if a believe system can't face the facts or at least "face the most plausible theories" then it's not a "beliefe system" but a "bullshit system"...

The Bible is bullshit, Jesus was a Prophet and he couldn't walk on water. And if you base your beliefe system upon fiction and Santa Claus based superstition, then you're in for a rought ride ahead of you.

Still no matter how much bullshit has been put into the Bible and Mythology of Jesus, God will still be God. And no amount of bullshit can take that away from anyone but the bullshitters themselves...


For some more inspiration I'd like to include the Prophetic sayings of one of *MY* Prophets where he tries to explain what the fundamentalist Chrisians are actually believing in, Bill Hicks on Evolution...




PS!
In case some fucktard comes around 300 years from now and figures he wants to use my words for creating "the next religion" I'd like to state that whatever I say is in constant flux and change and the "truth" as it is today might not be "the truth" 300 years from now, and unless your religion accommodates for an evolving Universe where further knowledge and science are given the room to navigate within your beliefe system and change the truth then I want NO FUCKING PART of your religion and you are the ANTI-CHRIST and you can GO TO HELL...! ;)


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